1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
2. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
4. It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.
5. Butterflies taste with their feet.
The Thrifty Running Dad 