1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
2. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
4. It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.
5. Butterflies taste with their feet.
1. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
2. Ice Cream is chinese food!
3. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
4. The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
5. The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
Well it has been a couple of weeks since we did a FUN Fact Friday. So back by popular demand……
- More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines
- Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
- 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
- Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.
- A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
1. Most televison commercials that advertise milk actually use a mixture of white paint and thinner.
2. A man once held up and robbed a bank for $1, then sat down and waited for police to arrest him so he could receive healthcare in prison.
3. The two animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
4. Boxing is the only sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the winner until the contest ends.
5. Apples are more efficient at waking you up in the morning as compared to caffeine.
1. Mc Donalds only sells the McRib when pork prices are low.
2. Each year 3 billion Christmas cards are sent in the U.S.
3. Every person has a unique tongue print.
4. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear trousers.
5. To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs – it will let you go instantly.
While you are out getting hit in the face for a waffle iron (This happened to me), here are some great facts about the year’s most popular shopping day!
1. In 2011, 226 million Americans purchased $52 billion worth of merchandise throughout the Thanksgiving weekend.
2. According to Google Trends, online searchers started looking in earnest for the term “Black Friday” on Oct. 14, with activity revving up around Oct. 20.
3. The last few days of the holiday shopping season will net shoppers better deals than Black Friday. Some products sell for 10 percent to 15 percent less than they do on Black Friday.
4. The day wasn’t originally named after the time that retailers get “in the black” in terms of profit, although it has come to be promoted as such. The earliest documented reference to the moniker was in January 1966, when Bonnie Taylor-Black of the American Dialect Society wrote: “‘Black Friday’ is the name which the Philadelphia Police Department has given to the Friday following Thanksgiving Day. It is not a term of endearment to them. ‘Black Friday’ officially opens the Christmas shopping season in center city, and it usually brings massive traffic jams and over-crowded sidewalks as the downtown stores are mobbed from opening to closing.”
5. Doorbusters might be better called door-imposters. Many products promoted at deep discounts on Black Friday are “derivative products” — items that look like and are named the same as the standard model, but are actually made with cheaper components and may not have the same features. Consumer Reports highlighted derivative electronics and found big-name companies like Sony and Samsung have made derivative televisions in previous years; and that laptop and printer deals from brands like HP in Black Friday ads appear to be derivatives as well
You guys have a safe Black Friday!!!
1. Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt. They are still very amazing and yummy!
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. BOOM!
3. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “Its A Wonderful Life”.
4. The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year. Time to layoff the soda!
5. The condom – made originally of linen – was invented in the early 1500s. Glad they changed that!
Just like last week here are some fun facts to get your weekend started!
1. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men. My wife will agree to that.
2. All characters from Winnie The Pooh represented mental disorders. Winnie the Pooh portrayed an eating disorder. Thats enough to make you not want to buy your kid a stuffed Tigger.
3. Each person in America eats about 46 pizza slices a year. I should look into changing Frozen Pizza Wednesdays to Salad Wednesdays.
4. Elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump. Did you ever see the movie White Elephants Can’t Jump?
5. The only time I ever went to a wedding with an open bar, I got so drunk that I made out with the bride’s mom.
Every Friday I am going to share with you five amazing facts that are not only true(If they were not true they would not be facts), but are fun. Who does not love fun facts? I know this guy loves them! Some of these facts will be about me and my family and some will be about other things.
Here we go!!!
1. The longest traffic jam was on the Beijing-Tibet Expressway near Beijing. It lasted 12 days and was 62 miles long. Think about that next time you feel like showing some road rage!
2. When I was in my early 20’s I auditioned to be on The Real World. It was not my most proudest moment but it makes for a great laugh at parties.
3. The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. Hmmm… good to know.
4. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. Honey Boo Boo must be keeping them in business with her love of chicken nuggets.
5. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.” Prepare your future bad days now. I went ahead and put mine in iCal.
Have great weekend everyone!!!